❝ I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes. ❞
Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via ugh)

(Source: salveo)

96% of “all the time”… I’m thinking about sex.

On the flip side, spongebob is on. :)

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I think one of my few friends is turning on me. He never wants to work for anything, but when I work to get my networking game up, he gets all jealous and shit. You can’t get mad at me for being “hungry”.

High

As fuck….